I’m in a bit of a pickle. My wife’s out of town visiting her sister, and with my busy schedule of work, gym, and hanging out with the guys, the house is a mess. I need a maid, and fast. That’s when I discover 1-800-MAID-XXX. The reviews are incredible: “My knob has never been so shiny!”, “Cleared the pipes with their big pokes”, “Pounded the heck out of the cushions”, and “They polished off any salty spillages”. I decide to give them a call and opt for the deep clean.
When Nyxi Leon arrives, she’s a breath of fresh air. She dives right into the work, cleaning the house, doing laundry, and making the beds. The place is sparkling in no time. As we finish up in the kitchen, I can’t help but watch her. After a few hours, she surprises me by climbing onto the kitchen counter, sticking her bum out, and looking back at me with a mischievous grin. “What are you waiting for?” she asks. This is the XXX part, and I’m not about to miss it.
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