“I never got to graduate college,” Eros Orisha laments. “I completed all the classes and passed them, but they wouldn’t let me graduate because I was caught sucking off the chess team the week before. I’m sad I didn’t get to experience that moment.”
You see an opportunity to make her feel special and decide to surprise her. You go online and order what you think is a Japanese college uniform, planning to present it to her as a celebration of her academic achievements. “Go put it on,” you tell her, “and we’ll go out for a celebration.”
When Eros emerges from the bathroom, you realize your mistake—it’s a sexy college uniform, not the academic attire you intended. “Oh my,” she says, her eyes widening with surprise. “I didn’t know you thought of me like this. But you’re right, I’m much more of a slutty stripper than a historian. Want to see my show?”
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